MinionOverlord's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dance of the Manwhore]

I have now 5 flash songs I will sing randomly...

Once I learn this, I will walk around each day, find random people, and sing... People will run and scream from me or worship me like Raptor Jesus...

[Mario RPG: Rawest Forest]

I will just spit it out...

Great song, bad drawings, good animation, perfect representation, enjoyable and repeatable. That being said, I just wanna inform you that I rate 8 stars for good music choice, down 2 by quick made drawing but not really "bad" just pretty average, up 3 by nice display, up 1-2 by how much I just love coming back to this song.

[Neo v Smith]

I would love to see...

Some full-time professionals working around the clock for a movie entirely in sprites, because they never try to downgrade to simpler times so they can emphasize good quality through the "Not-So-Spectacular" graphical quality in sprite animation. The point is, it is entertaining to watch these cause making 3-D movies consumes time and effort that if equally spent on lower grade could even surpass the successor quality. A.K.A. No one ever noticed that we can create extraordinary particles, animation, interesting story/plot twist and devices, and superb ideas from the same budget as a crappy 3-D or actor movies.

[My Problem with Shmups]

I know an easy way to kill him.

All you have to do is move forward as to make sure your large and wide ship fills the screen and crashes into the prototype, which will instakill and cause little to no harm to you.

[Marvel Villains Assemble]

I love the voice effects on Galactis.

MILLIONS TREMBLE BEFORE MY PINK ARMOR!

[Chris & Harry]

I admit that this is inproper.

I believe you should have named it: "Chris & Harry in; Dragon Theft Auto Turismo Gears of Star Wars Version. 963.21 (From the bowels of ultima-Jesus!)"

[Smiley -Battle for Smokes]

Sir!...

He... He got away with the smokes...
What!? I thought I nuked him!
You did, and missed.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1!

[Salad Fingers Episode 5]

The words are the screeches it hears I guess.

It seems to have never heard someone else speak language before, only blood curdling screeches of damned hatred and pain.

[Salad Fingers Episode 4]

I am guessing Salad Fingers has an ounce of blood.

Each time Salad Fingers bleeds, it just slumps on the ground from lack of blood.

[I Love Death]

Sadly...

Life is too easily misunderstood. Do you know why it is boring... it is because of those ordinary, dull, pointless maggots that have no life and spend it like this video shows. That is why we need war, crime, evil, etc. essentially to stir us up. I believe that if you spend life by doing something then you will find it is not boring... until you notice you died. If you die you get the short surprise of who was right on what happens and then you get to enjoy death for about 30 seconds until you go insane out of stir crazy insanity as you can't watch TV, you can't play games, you can't kill anything (which is the funnest to do...) and you can't attempt to do anything as when your dead there is no purpose to do anything. I rate well to outbalance my large paragraph and I liked the animation and story.